I am a piglet from Austria. Actually from a small farm tucked away between some hillocks in the dark Bohemian forest, only a couple of minutes walk from my home village "Hinterwald" in the Mühlviertel region. I grew up in a decrepit barn with my extended family and would say that I had a blesssed childhood. But all piglets have to grow up and so I left the farm and the farmer, Toni, and went via Linz to the Austrian capital Vienna. Now I live there with a redhead (Victoria AKA the Chief) and a Norwegian chap called Knut.
I make my living by means I should not mention on this blog. This is my diary.
OMG, they looks really annoying! Why don`t you try out that old Norwegian tric "BEINKROK" Your norski will tell you all about it!
ReplyDeleteYou don't know the half of it. They have extremely anoying voices, they steal me food etc
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